Zimbuzz’s 4 Rules of Facebook Wars

Recently there has been a huge outbreak of Facebook wars, some bloodied some just fizzle and die.

So to help you have better Facebook wars here are a few guidelines

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• Subject

Choose your subject wisely, make sure its trendy and debate worthy, you know sid- chicks and Yellow bones, #ThisFlag . Don’t just Jump in, though, have  a lil bit of facts for whatever side you choose. Make it seem like you are attacking the people of the other side.

E.g All Yellow bone girls are side-chicks . Sit back and watch people lose their minds

• Who is your person

If you are Not starting a war on your own wall and you have gone to someone else’s Status, do your background check on the person and their War credentials . I will not lie there are people on Facebook who live and die for Facebook wars.  These are what they call Savages and if you are a rookie then those are deep waters my friend, rather start with the small fish in small ponds and Not lunge for the Baba Ayden’s

• Their Fans Your Fans

In any war, you have got to have Backup, How strong Is your Fan team? Will they back you up or Lol, reshare  your losing war. Cheerleaders are always needed for any losing or winning team, make sure your team is Good and strong.

• Language and memes

Whilst warring, know the language, the moment you start sounding like you have gone to the feeling station then you have officially lost the war, swear and cuss words just make one sound desperate and angry for no reason. Memes and hashtags are the life of any war.

There you go, the four guidelines of the makings of a great facebook war. Go ahead make some news for us . #WeStayWatching