In a message titled “A letter to my longtime lover and provider ” an Econet subscriber a one Kobe Dhabha complained to the service provider for not being able to download nude pictures.
Dhabha chronicled his disappointment with the slow network in a hilarious yet sincere way. Below we republish his message as is (Message was posted on the Econet official Facebook page)
Dear Econet
I’m writing this to u coz I gotta break up with u. It’s not me….. Its u. U did this to us. We had it so good wen we started.
What happened? U had me grinning back in the early to mid two thousands with all those txts u gave me.
All those minutes the attention was intoxicating. But then came the Internet age and u changed. U been switching up on me.
At first I thought nah its just a phase. But nope u really have become this cold inconsiderate b…. No I won’t call u names now that things have gone bad.
But I mean look at how netone treats their relationships. Damn it’s like I’m seeing these netone users floating in town facebooking and downloading whatsapp videos.
I can’t remember when last i downloaded one of those?. I hear them laughing and video calling and I just sit there with u in my hand tense quiet.
We used to b them. They r us. Like usher said I gotta let this burn. I mean they have one fusion. They out Google me in arguments now.
I’m employed and broke kids with netone lines have more data than i do. Do u know how inadequate that makes me feel?
Anyway I have been faithful to u for 15 yrs now. But I guess this is it. I want to know wat YouTube is without bleeding thru the nose.
I want to fb my homies and send nudes maybe even receive a few. Now I can’t even afford to download a nude pic…. I have to read abt them in whatsapp groups.
The worst part is I thot I had u figured out. I wud b like ok this data will last me a week. But nope. U still found a way to surprise me.
Do u know hw depressing that You have 14mbs remaining message is? I guess u don’t.
I just can’t afford u anymore. U r too demanding. I won’t achieve anything with yo nails so deep in me.
Maybe u really r for the rich and famous and I was just a stepping stone in yo journey.
Now the awkward part begins.
Seeing u on billboards knowing that we had each other and we lost each other. Having to tell my family that it’s over and we have to all move to new bae netone. It’s all so stressful. But it has to b done. Ur success has made u neglect me.
I wish u well my love.
Yours
Gone forever
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