So I noticed that there is a trend amongst most men where they are now preferring to club in a suit.
While it might still be a subject of debate, I asked one person who believes in this trend, Zimbabwe’s biggest Hip Hop star, Stunner.
This is what he had to say:
“Age plays a big factor and it’s just the art of being a gentleman. When you look good you feel good inside.”
“Being a gentleman ain’t about age. It’s basically how you want to carry yourself and how you want people to see or view you.
“Another factor is you can’t be with a dressed up lady then you dress up in baggy jeans and a cap, that’s just disrespectful.”
So I decided to weigh in with my own thoughts like i always do.
1.Stay away from shirts that look too cooperate especially the blue stripes.
2. If you are going to visit that club downtown then a suit is a no no, you will kill the festive vibe in there because you will be looking like those guys who work for the government who are on a spy mission.
3. If you gona party in North of Samora then avoid looking like some country’s flag or that guys who sales toxic substance, I bet you the bouncer won’t let you in, even if you try faking being a tourist and use that fake Caribbean accent.
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4. If after trying to land a few ladies but with no success, chances are that you are dressed like an accountant with that boardroom blue shirt. Accountants are known for their stinginess. If this has happened to you then its time you ditched the suit look and tried the trendy sports jacket, any dark-colored jeans and a square shaped leather shoe.
5. Remember that if you decided to remove your jacket then put it away somewhere and don’t keep holding dearly to it. Here is why: girls are very discerning and can tell which guy came driving and which one came with a cab. So holding to your jacket simply means you came to a club with a cab, and you will leave the same way you came in, ALONE that is.
6. This one is is non-negotiable. Only wear a slim-fit jacket, not too tight but just a perfect fit.
7. I also loved 2 Pac and I too grew up on some BIG but that’s no excuse to remain stuck in the 90’s fashion. Burn all your baggy jeans shamwari, do not give them away please. Because by giving them to someone you are committing what I call Fashioncide.
8. If you manage to pull the suit look, there is still one more thing, sha you can’t be seen throwing up in an Armani Jacket, whatever you drink you are forbidden from releasing it through the mouth. Also don’t be grabbing ladies’ bottoms or else you gona wake up in a police cell in Malbelreign in your Tuxedo.
9. In up-scale clubs trust me they all watch Polo and are fans of Ice Hockey, so please do not wear your premier league t-shirt there. I love my Arsenal shirt but I can’t be advertising for the Emirates even in a club.
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